I'm John F. Crowley, of the Newark Crowleys, and I extend a hearty handclasp as you swerve off the Information Super-highway and into my refreshingly low-tech 
Cul-de-sac of Doom. 
So where's the doom?   Well, there's nothing to do here but read stuff. 
Oh, the humanity!

  
New!  Improved!

  
Selective biographical info to help you determine if I'm 
the right John F. Crowley

 
  
Visit Fiction and Non- and check out stuff I've written.
 
Drop into the
Are You Being Served? Executive Kharzi, 
where you'll find original scripts, other fiction, and the Percival Tebbs Memorial Roadside Attraction.
 

What the man in the street 
is saying about my award-winning
Fab Guitars 
of the Beatles: 

"Most impressive, to say the least. Very mouth-watering, all those guitars." 
Joe Dionisio, U.S.A.

"An interesting and informative site. One that will be bookmarked and used as evidence in many drunken arguments for years to come." 
L.J., Scotland

"Bloody nice information!" 
P.M., England

Updated Frequently

 

  

Speaking of fab guitars, check out the axes employed by my favorite Beatles tribute band: 
Fab Guitars of 
the Fab Faux


 

  
Couldn't your house use some Beatles artwork? 
Check out my 
Fab Four wall art .

 
  

Are you from Jersey?  I'm from Jersey!  There's some stuff about Newark at
 Newark Stuff.

 
  
Here are some links
to places I really like.
 
In a golden triumph for the
trial-and-error system,
these pages were created on Netscape Composer.  However, they are best viewed on Internet Explorer or Mozilla Firefox,
 so go figure.

 
  
And you can reach me here.