Welcome to the
Are You Being Served?
Executive Kharzi,
which is frequently bunged up with sentiment.

 A tribute to the British comedy by 
David Croft and Jeremy Lloyd,
originally broadcast on the BBC from 1973 to 1985

 
 
 
 
Original Scripts

Disclaimer: 
These satirical works of Fan Fiction were written by me in homage 
to the characters created by Messrs. Lloyd and Croft .  They are not for profit and may be considered "Fair Use."  My work is not endorsed or authorized by the creators and/or owners of the show and is not  associated with them. 
 

Employee of the Year  The staff learn the way to Young Mr. Grace's heart.

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Poor Relations    Grace Brothers' new sexual harassment officer -- Cuthbert Rumbold -- has his work cut out for him.
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Night Watch  The story of the ill-conceived Midnight Madness Sale. 
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Something Blue  Miss Brahms' fiance comes to tea.
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Happy Christmas, Mr. Grainger   The Men's senior assistant receives an unexpected holiday bonus.
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All Together Now   Four stowaways liven up the staff's "Most Improved Floor" dinner.
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The Changing of the Guard Mr. Grainger decides to take retirement, but isn't ready to hang it all up.
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How would 
Mario Puzo, Ian Fleming
or J.D. Salinger write for AYBS? 
Check out
Forgotten First Chapters

 
And if you're a 
James Hayter fan, 
you may want to visit

The Percival Tebbs 
Memorial Roadside Attraction

 

 
 
 
AYBS? Links
I am but a link in a daisy chain, as Mr.Humphries might say.  Kindly peruse the laudable enterprises of my colleagues.
My friend James has a most comprehensive site
 containing his AYBS?Pages
Then April's got some AYBS? stuff going at
All Things Are You Being Served?
Are You Being Served? The Web Page
is the impressive resource of my
esteemed colleague Scott Nash.
 Miss Jackson's excellent
Are You Being Served? Virtual Video Vault
 is definitely deserving of a look-see. 
Here's the link for Karon's
AYBS? Trivia Page.
Mr. Bennett has done very well
with his AYBS? site.
 Follow this link for
Minki's AreYou Being Served? Shrine.
Visit Diana's Canteen, one of 
the most interesting AYBS? sites on the web.

The Grace Brothers Multimedia Department
by Crystal Perry boasts an impressive collection of video captures, sounds and much more.

And, of course, C. Thomas Jones' excellent AYBS? Unofficial Homepage. 
I'd be happy to link with your AYBS? site.
 Just  E-mail me.